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Frequently Asked Questions

What's the deal with the race's name?
The Greasy-Gooney 10K is named after two streams past which the course runs. The first half of the course parallels Greasy Run, while the second half runs alongside Gooney Run (also sometimes referred to as "Gooney Creek"). It seemed only natural to use these two great stream names in the name of our 10K! Both streams come down from Hogback Mountain, with Greasy Run flowing into Gooney Run about a mile north of Browntown. Gooney Run, supposedly named after Lord Fairfax's favorite hound, eventually drains into the South Fork of the Shenandoah River at Karo, about 4½ miles southwest of Front Royal.

  Terry Leckie and Patrick Farris working on the results of the 2003 Greasy-Gooney 10K
Race founder Patrick Farris (right) with Terry Leckie at the 2003 race
How long has this race been in existence?
The Greasy-Gooney 10K was first held on Saturday 23 October 1999, so the 2018 race will be the twentieth running. The event was founded by Patrick Farris, then a history teacher at Warren County High School who went on to serve as the executive director of the Warren Heritage Society for many years. While driving the back roads of Warren County and coming up with running routes, he found that the Gooney Manor Loop was an especially beautiful road and decided he wanted to share it with the local running community. And thus was the Greasy-Gooney 10K born! Patrick continued as race director through the 2004 race, at which point he handed over the reins to Karsten Brown and Terry Leckie. Karsten is now the lone RD, albeit with invaluable ongoing help from many. (If you'd like to serve the race in any capacity, either this year or in future years, send Karsten an e-mail!)

What's new with the race this year?
We expect most aspects of the race to remain the same as in previous years. Same beautiful, course, same low-key atmosphere, same cheap trophies, same silly random prizes! Beanies (a.k.a. knit hats) will be back for a fourth year, this time in black with gold embroidery. We are also planning to swap out the usual age group trophies with pint glasses & medals this year. And there may be a special 20th-running trinket for all participants-- stay tuned! We're also soliciting additional donations for the Humane Society of Warren County; more information about that appears below.

Start of the 2002 Greasy-Gooney 10K
43 runners participated in the 2002 Greasy-Gooney 10K
How many participants are you expecting?
Turnouts vary from year to year, and race day weather always plays a role. Recent Greasy-Gooneys have seen around 80 to 100 people, although the 2016 race saw 133 finishers, smashing our previous record, and we had a similar turnout in 2017. We'll likely plan for somewhere around 80 to 130 runners.

Will there be bathroom access?
Yes! The Browntown Community Center will be open so that runners can use the restrooms in there. Many thanks to the Community Center Association for their hospitality! We also expect to have a couple porta-pots available as well, since the larger turnouts of recent years have put a little too much stress on the Community Center's plumbing in the hour before race time. Needless to say, please respect the local residents and refrain from whizzing on anybody's property.

What's the weather usually like at this race?
  Lowell Owsley of Jeffersonton, VA, finishing the 2001 Greasy-Gooney 10K
Lowell Owsley, bundled up during the chilly 2001 race
Temperatures have usually been in the 40°s or 50°s at the start, although things were a bit warm for the 2000 and 2009 races (65° and 70° respectively) and a bit cold in 2012 & 2013 (most notably 33° in 2013, when the race director's car wouldn't turn over ten minutes before the start!). The average high temperature for 27 October in this area is 61°, while the average low is 41°. With sunrise coming an hour and a half before the 9 AM start, temperatures will probably only have risen a few degrees from the early morning low by the time the race gets going. Here's how the weather's been at the start of all of the past editions of Greasy-Gooney:
 2017 - 52°, partly sunny, winds light
 2016 - 46°, partly cloudy, winds 10-15 mph gusting to 25+
 2015 - 50°, mostly to partly cloudy, SE breeze at 5 mph
 2014 - 39°, sunny, SW breeze at 5 to 10 mph
 2013 - 33°, partly sunny, SW breeze at 5 mph
 2012 - 59°, cloudy, NE breeze at 5 mph
 2011 - 48°, mostly cloudy, W winds at 5 to 10 mph
 2010 - 46°, mostly sunny, SW winds at 5 to 10 mph
 2009 - 70°, rain, winds 10-20 mph gusting to 30+
 2008 - 60°, rain, winds 10-15 mph gusting to 30+
 2007 - 57°, cloudy at start, partly cloudy w/ light wind
 2006 - 53°, fog at start, partly sunny & 10-15 mph wind
 2005 - 50°, mist/light drizzle, foggy, no wind
 2004 - 42°, partly cloudy, light breeze
 2003 - 45°, partly sunny, S winds at 5 to 10 mph
 2002 - 55°, mostly sunny, light breeze
 2001 - 40°, partly cloudy, NW winds at 10 to 15 mph
 2000 - 65°, mostly cloudy, breezy
 1999 - 48°, mostly sunny, light breeze
You can check the current forecast for Browntown on the National Weather Service's Web site.

Do we get a race number?
Nope! Because this is a not a large race (relatively speaking), we use the "finish card" method of keeping track of finishers. At the finish, you will be handed a numbered card in the order in which you finish. You'll be asked to fill out this card with your name, age, gender, etc., and turn it in right away. Then we use the cards to figure out the results. Very simple!

Why didn't you have the start and finish in the same place and make this a 7 mile race?
Well, ten kilometers is a fairly standard race distance, for one thing. For another, starting in Browntown would require more running along the relatively busier Bentonville Road, whereas the 10K course is only on that road for a quarter of a mile. Besides, it's too late to change things now. This race started out as a 10K, and it's gonna continue as a 10K, by gummy!

Heading steeply uphill in the third mile of the Greasy-Gooney 10K
Heading steeply uphill in the third mile (note the angle of the fenceposts at right!)
Is the course really that hard?
Yes and no. The first 2½ miles are relatively mild, and the last 3.1 miles are virtually all downhill, so only the last half mile before the halfway point is particularly hard. That section will feel long and steep to just about everybody, although if you make the mistake of taking the first 2½ miles too fast, the steep section will feel especially difficult. But if you're just running the race recreationally, it won't feel as bad-- because you probably won't have any qualms about taking a walking break or two! Either way, expect to lose at least a minute or more off of your average 10K time because of the third mile.

Will there be water stops?
We will have a minimum of one water stop, but we may offer two depending on conditions and volunteer availability. (If you know someone who would like to serve as a water stop volunteer, have them e-mail co-race director Karsten Brown!)

Women's course record holder Candace DeLong finishing the 2015 Greasy-Gooney 10K   Men's course record holder Seumas O'Reilly finishing the 2013 Greasy-Gooney 10K
Course record holders Candace DeLong and Seumas O'Reilly
What are the course records?
The women's course record was lowered by over a minute and a half by Candace DeLong in 2015; Candace ran an impressive 40:04. Seumas O'Reilly holds the men's record with his blazing 34:19 finish in 2013. The event's Masters records were both set at the 2007 event, where Rebecca Nathan ran a 42:03 and the ageless Mark Whalley ran a 36:57. Lots more event record info can be found via our past results page!

Do I get a finisher's medal?
As this is an old-school race with an extremely low budget... Nope. We will, however, give you a hearty pat on the back at the finish line if you'd like!

Do you offer prize money?
Nope! Again, low budget race here.

If I win an award, what exactly will I be getting?
All award winners will likely be getting a Greasy-Gooney pint glass, while age group winners will also probably get a medal and overall winners will get a trophy or something. We're still working on this!

What happened to the "Most Dressed Like Lord Fairfax" and "Most Awkward Race Outfit" awards?
Sadly, they are no more. Race founder Patrick Farris threw those onto the original race flyer in 1999 just for fun, but few people competed for the "Awkward" award over the years, and (not surprisingly) we never had any participants who dressed like Lord Fairfax. (Lord Fairfax once owned
Karsten Brown, 2001 winner of the Most Awkward Race Outfit award
Is that a guy running the 2001 race while wearing a lab coat & tie?
the land in the Browntown area; Gooney Run was reportedly named after his dog.) So in 2008 we finally decided to ax these two awards. It's two fewer things for us race organizers to worry about anyway.

Can I wear headphones during the race?
Nope, sorry. Apart from the obvious liability and insurance issues, it's a matter of safety. The course is completely open to vehicular traffic, and the road is narrow at times with blind curves and blind hills. You're going to need to devote as much attention as possible to not getting run over by automobiles. So leave the headphones, iPods, and MP3 players at home or in the car, please. We're serious about this-- indeed, we will be disqualifying any participant seen in possession of headphones, whether they are in or out of the runner's ears, while the race is in progress. I know this sounds harsh, but we just really don't want anyone getting hurt during our race. (We haven't had any headphone DQs at Greasy-Gooney yet, so please don't be the first!)

Well, can I play my music out loud then?
Nope. Aside from the fact that the music will still reduce your ability to hear approaching vehicles, it seems presumptuous to assume that other participants want to hear your tunes while they try to enjoy our race. The RD knows a number of runners who are incredibly irritated by other race participants who play music out loud through their phones or through wireless speakers. Thus, listening to music in any way is not welcome at the Greasy-Gooney 10K. Honestly, if you can't get through 6.2 miles of running without music, you should probably look for a different race.

Okay, how about running the race with a dog? Or running while pushing a baby jogger?
Again, nope. Same reasons as the headphones thing: safety and liability. The road over those first four miles is just too narrow for a dog to be underfoot or a baby jogger to be in the way. (Our only exception to this rule is if the participant requires a wheeled device to help with a disability.)

Can a friend of mine run with me?
If he or she is a registered Greasy-Gooney 10K participant, yes. If not, no. It is the height of cheapness to "bandit" a race, especially one as inexpensive as the Greasy-Gooney 10K, and bandits are not welcome here. Any registered runner seen running with an unregistered runner during the race will be disqualified. Please run somewhere else if you and/or your friends are too cheap to pay to run this reasonably-priced event.

Can I run with my smartphone if I'm not playing music?
Yeah, that's fine, although it may result in a little extra scrutiny from our volunteers. But as long as you have no headphones and aren't playing any audio, no worries! We know a lot of people use their phones for GPS tracking nowadays. (Be aware that although your phone will undoubtedly pick up GPS signals on the course, you may not get a consistent cell signal either on the course or in Browntown. So you probably shouldn't worry about those mid-race Instagram posts you want to make!)

Why are entries non-refundable and non-transferable?
Don't worry, we're not trying to swindle you! This is a low-budget race funded entirely by the entry fees, and the race is not intended to make any sort of significant profit. While we've managed to come out in the black over the past few years, losing money on the race is a very real possibility-- particularly if the race day weather is poor and we get fewer race day entries than expected. So regardless of whether or not you can make it on race day, the race still has the same expenses to cover, and we've already spent the preregistrants' entry fee money by the time race day rolls around. Hence, no refunds and no transfers. (This is a fairly common policy at races and is generally understood by most runners; we just thought it'd be best to specify it in writing.)

What's the deal with all the running club entry fee discounts?
As the race director is a member of many running clubs in the Washington & Baltimore metropolitan area, he thought it'd be nice to offer a dollar off to members of the clubs to which he belongs. (A list of these eligible clubs appears on the registration page.) Members of the Shenandoah Valley Runners get two dollars off because the SVR sponsors our event.

Do you offer any other discounts, coupon codes, etc.?
Nope! Our fees are what they are. This is not one of these newfangled novelty races that try to gin up interest with extra discounts.

Who gets the race proceeds?
Assuming we end up with any money after the race, it will be donated to the Browntown Community Center Association. The race has never really been intended as a fundraiser, though-- it's just an excuse to share the scenery of Warren County with other runners! We've tried to keep the entry fees as low as possible while still allowing us to cover our costs (trophies, premiums, bananas, etc.). In recent years we've come out in the black to the tune of around $100 to $200 each year. (2016's proceeds amounted to $539.75, by far an event record! Money from the years immediately prior to that totalled $180.21, $76.28, $112.74, and $259.38.)

Why are you asking for additional donations for the Humane Society of Warren County this year?  New!
The race director took in a sick & abandoned cat he found this spring, and after this experience he thought it would be nice to try and scrounge up a few donations to help some other area animals in need. So this year we're accepting optional contributions to be given to the Humane Society of Warren County! You'll be presented with the option to make a donation when you register for the race; this money will be kept entirely separate from the race funds and 100% of it will go to the HSWC. If you are not comfortable using us as a middleman and you would rather donate to the HSWC directly, by all means head on over to their web site to do so! Either way is fine with us. We just want to help the doggies, kitties, and other animals. Please e-mail the race director if you have any questions, comments, or concerns.

Where will the results be posted?
Right here on the Greasy-Gooney 10K Web pages!

Can I volunteer at the race?
Absolutely! The four words any race director loves to hear are "How can I help?" So if you want to serve as a volunteer in some capacity, send an e-mail to Karsten Brown and we'll find something for you to do.

Doesn't Daylight Saving Time end sometime in late October?
Not anymore! Starting in 2007, the end of DST was pushed back to the first Sunday in November. And even before '07, the clock change always came after the traditional Greasy-Gooney race date (usually on the following morning). So there's no need to worry about your resetting your clocks on the night before our race!

When will the 2019 race be held?
As the Greasy-Gooney 10K is always held on the fourth Saturday in October, the presumed date of the 2019 race would be Saturday 26 October. This, of course, is not set in stone until we get all the proper permissions and such... but the odds are quite good that that's when the twenty-first running will take place! We'll be aiming to have the race info & flyer available by August or September 2019.

Projected race dates beyond 2019: Saturday 24 October 2020, Saturday 23 October 2021, and Saturday 22 October 2022.

Why does the title graphic on these Web pages keep changing?
You may have noticed that when you move from page to page, a different "Greasy-Gooney 10K" title graphic, chosen at random, loads at the top of the page (assuming I have not made any JavaScript errors). I figured this would be a good way to show off the race's scenery. You can click on the title graphic to switch to another image. There are a total of sixteen different title images. If you want to see 'em all on one page, click here!

Why does this Web site look terrible on mobile devices & tablets?
Sorry, the design of this site dates back to 2006, before iPhones and iPads existed. We had hoped to do a complete mobile-friendly web site redesign for 2018, but the world got in the way and we ran out of time. Hopefully we can find the time to get it done in 2019!

What if I have a question which isn't answered on this page?
Just contact race director Karsten Brown by e-mail or by telephone at (540) 635-1773.

The Greasy-Gooney 10K Web pages are maintained by Karsten Brown.